Lateral Thinking

In anticipation of the upcoming Law Presentations, where the guys have to go topless, the Emergency Response Panel (made up only of all the guys, strangely enough) deliberated long and hard, and eventually derived two detailed possible courses of action.

Option One - Eat Right, Train Hard

Under this scheme, the guys would immediately go on strict, carefully monitored diets. For this purpose we would secretly observe what the girls normally eat, and then go on to eat only half of that. Rough estimates indicate we would spend about S$0.20 or Twenty Singaporean Cents on each meal.

We would then supplement our diet with a dash of Creatine or other related body-building products, just to ensure our bodies gets the small amounts of vitamins and protein it needs. Budget allocated for this: S$500.

Our training program would then closely mirror that of Jared's, since he has by far the most well-sculpted body among us. The training regime, too long and painful to detail here, will be strictly adhered to. Eventually, the idea is to end up feeling that 500 push-ups is fun and is hardly challenging for a warm-up.

The reward will be that come Presentations Day, every single guy will look like a Jared duplicate, with gleaming pectorals, wings, abs, biceps, the whole deal.

Option Two - Force Feed Jared

This comparatively easier scheme only involves tying Jared to a chair and force feeding him. The reward will be that come Presentations Day, Jared will look like the rest of us, with gleaming bellies, flabby arms, one-pack of abs, the whole deal.

Plus, all of us would probably be much happier.

Ooo, thank you MOE, for teaching us to think outside the box.