Random Thoughts 1

It's hot. I'm full and sleepy. Here's a list of 5 random things that ran through my mind in the last hour I stoned here.

1. My productivity is very, very low. So low, in fact, that's it's become negative productivity. But wait a minute! If it's negative productivity, isn't it productivity all the same, just in the opposite direction?

So is it a case of being very unproductive, or being destructive? ... the mysteries of Life.

2. I would hate to be Cho Chang right now. Over 23 people on my MSN list have criticized her to no end, elevating her status just above Saddam Hussein afflicted wtih dengue carrying wild chickens in both arms.

3. What does dust turn into? I mean, is there a constant amount of dust in the world, or is it being continually generated and rebuilt into something else? We all know matter cannot be created, so it either has to come from somewhere, or turn into something.

To find out, all we need to do is to start keeping all the dust we collect everyday into big plastic bags. At the end of 10 years, we just need to see what thing in the world has reduced in quantity significantly. Ta-da! Another of Life's puzzles solved.

4. Do judges know that every time they pen long-winded and confusing judgments they incur the wrath of academics and students for years to come? Do they do it purposely, to get back at the judges before them?

5. Do hawker stall owners eat their own food? If so, why is the yong tau foo stall auntie at my wet market plumper than the uncle selling sio bak and chicken rice? Do they pay each other for the meals, or do they just exchange food?