Cockroaches used to die three kinds of death in the Leong Household.
Method One: The Smash 'n' Scram
Application: Locate cockroach, calculate distance to cockroach, scream, scream, scream, grab closest object regardless of how wieldy it is, smash, leave, summon maid.
Method Two: Twin Flowing Tai'chi Palms
Application: Locate cockroach, calculate distance to cockroach, grab closest wastepaper basket, upend said basket, trap cockroach in basket, leave, summon maid.
Alternative: ... trap cockroach in basket, sidle basket to outside brother's room, watch him kick it over when he comes out, observe brother's interpretation of The Smash 'n' Scram.
Method Three: The Hoodwink
Application: Locate cockroach, rush after it gallantly, issue multitude of death threats, secretly shoo it away to safety, tell audience (if any) that you've killed it, earn karma points.
Well, as I said at the beginning of this post, cockroaches used to die three kinds of death in the Leong Household.
Tonight, I unlocked a new method to replace them all.
Method Zero: Infinity Cockroach
Application: Play Infinity Blade for 2 hours, spot cockroach, think about catching cockroach, catch cockroach with bare hands even before thought about catching cockroach has ended because mah hands are now Swift Furious Instruments of Death, look at struggling cockroach in hands, feel the power.