Fan Mail 1

Oh my goodness, it's been so very long!

Forgive the lack of updates... Semester 2 has been far more hectic than I could ever imagine! Days are crammed back to back, and you hardly even have time to think...

But I am writing still! Will be posting!

Watch this space!

In the meantime, let me entertain some fan mail I've received since I started this blog:

Q: We are your legions of female fans! We demand to know why you have not been writing!! Is there some secret and unregistered female fan you're caring for, that's been taking all your time away?!?
A: Yes, actually that's quite right! My dearest darling fell ill a while back, and I spent the better part of two weeks helping to nurse her back to health... it's mini-crises like these that really do make you reconsider your priorities in life. But don't worry, I've installed Norton Anti-virus on her, she should be fine from now on. =)

Q: Do you have a New Year's resolution?
A: Yes, in fact. It's 1024 x 768.

Q: Has anything interesting been happening in your life recently?
A: Hur hur. Arguably, yes. But every single important thing deserves a post of its own!

Q: How long has it been since you were last stripped?
A: It's been a happy 232 days since I was last stripped. I fear for 30th Feb, my birthday, when I run the highest chance of getting my No-Strip Streak broken.

Q: Why do you so rarely put pictures on your blog? If you don't have time to write, at least put some pictures up so that we know how you are getting along!
A: It's mainly out of shyness really... I have a slight congenital birth defect which left me blisteringly good-looking, so I'm not all the comfortable with pictures. Yeah.

Q: Why do you not have links to your friends' blogs? Especially after they took the trouble to link yours? Are you egotistical?
A: Me? Ego? Puh-leeze, I am absolutely the humblest person you'll ever meet. It's just that I never got the hang of HTML. =)

Q: What are you busy with nowadays?
A: Trying to finish readings before lectures, and most recently trying to figure out why Samanthan Seow Won't Just Die.

Later!